He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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