I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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