I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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