I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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