It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
birth control should be required to get into college
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
