if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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