I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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