the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
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