he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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