I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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