We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
