She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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