You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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