what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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