Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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