i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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