Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
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