Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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