what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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