now i know why i became what i already was.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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