Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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