508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
