dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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