i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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