But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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