we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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