quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
We need to get me chipped asap
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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