Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I have demons in me.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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