I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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