Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
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You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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