Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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