I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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