she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
He felt like a one man threesome
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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