if i can run in heels then i can drive
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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