This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
it was like eating out sand paper
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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