Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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