forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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