I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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