North Korea, Best Korea!
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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