This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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