i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
NoShamevember. You game?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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