I'm gonna have a badass scar
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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