I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
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