So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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