we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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