The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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