If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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