South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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