I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
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