Christians are straight up FREAKS
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
cat food counts as protein by the way
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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