Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
how does that bad decision feel?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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