Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Randomize
