is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
it's like iHOP with fire
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Shame - the story of my life.
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