so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
