It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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