Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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